Gardening WTF experiences

Things that make you go .... WTF?

My $3 roses that I bought at a HARDWARE store are sprouting leaves and beginning to bud already. The $30 roses (that I admittedly got on sale) look as dead as dead can be.

Last year our riding lawnmower died. It is now a digusting lawn ornament. So we can only use a pushmower. We have 7 yards. I raked one of those 7 yards. Guess which one didn't need mowed?

I finally got started mowing. I figure with 7 yards I could mow one or two yards a day and just have to keep doing it every single week (I'm a glutton for punishment). I got exactly halfway through the very first yard ....and ran out of gas. This in itself isn't a huge issue. I went to get one of our four gas cans. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand can't find them. NOT EVEN ONE! I looked in the house, I looked in the garage, I looked in the backyard, in the side yard, in the orchard, in the front yard, under vehicles, INSIDE vehicles.....they are just gone! DID SOMEONE COME TO MY HOUSE AND STEAL MY GASCANS??!?

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